Tune: You are my sunshine
You are a retard, A Melbourne retard, You are simple, And you are sad, Your needs are special You've got one brain cell, And that's the most you've ever had...
(Ed: Great song, hats off! Great ringtone for your phone too. Get it on our Android and iOS apps)
The Teapot Song (Are We Happy?) Chant
Song sung by Perth Glory active fans zone "The Shed", when winning matches 2-1. Song originated in the Elephant and Wheelbarrow, the local pre-match pub that fans venture to. The name comes from the turning dance done at the end of every verse, which due to fans holding their drinks, resembles a teapot. Fans repeat every line
Sung by Perth Glory fans to Wellington Phoenix goalkeeper when Phoenix takes a Goal Kick. An alternative to Glory's "You Fat Bastard" chant.
There's Only One Perth Glory! Chant
Perth's fans rendition of a football fanchant favourite