The soft t*ats could never scrap...
Who's that lying on the forecourt?, Who's that tw*tted on the floor?, It's the Leeds United sh*te, And they don't know how to fight, And they won't be singing Munich any more...
United Road Take Me Home Chant
All time anthem (Ed: Better audio just added)
Manchester, Manchester, Manchester... Chant
The greatest city in England? You bet!
United Top of the League Chant
Top of of the league? That would be us then
The best city in the world
Jingle Bells - United Win Away Chant
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney Chant
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
Sung when Van Persie scored his first hat-trick for Man United