
All Man United's top chants sung by Man U supporters. Devilishly good
MUFC no SpotifyCanto The Twelve Days of Christmas
Best ever Christmas present from Dirty Leeds anorl. 1 Eric Cantona!
6 de Outubro de 2020
Canto Bruno, Bruno, Bruno (Fernandes)
Man United's fans song for their mercurial midfielder from Portugal
8 de Maio de 2020
Canto Manchester, Manchester, Manchester...
The greatest city in England? You bet!
30 de Julho de 2007
Canto Jingle Bells - United Win Away
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
13 de Março de 2010
Canto United Road Take Me Home
All time anthem (Ed: Better audio just added)
Sung to either bindipping sides (Ed: That's Liverpool or Everton, for non Brits, in the eyes of Mancunians of course)
Cantos Hall da Fama de futebol
Canto He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
Canto Oh Manchester Is Wonderful
Manchester, Merseyside, Leeds, Kiddo, Council House, San Siro,
Canto Manchester, Manchester, Manchester...
The greatest city in England? You bet!
30 de Julho de 2007
Canto Jingle Bells - United Win Away
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
13 de Março de 2010
Canto He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
30 de Julho de 2007
Sung when Van Persie scored his first hat-trick for Man United
23 de Setembro de 2012
Canto Oh Manchester Is Wonderful
Manchester, Merseyside, Leeds, Kiddo, Council House, San Siro,
30 de Julho de 2007
Sang at the home fans at away games by United fans (Ed: New audio added)
28 de Janeiro de 2012
Not the brightest bloke in the world (Ed: Better audio just added)
24 de Janeiro de 2012
Luiz Suarez is a Racist (Ed: Views are not of FanChants, this song was sung, we put it up)
10 de Fevereiro de 2012
Canto Hello, Hello We Are the Busby Boys
How much do we hate City? Ask the Busby Boys!
30 de Julho de 2007
Sung to either bindipping sides (Ed: That's Liverpool or Everton, for non Brits, in the eyes of Mancunians of course)
7 de Maio de 2010
Funny and great song for when we play the bin dippers at Christmas
2 de Maio de 2008
Canto Clattenburg Running Down the Wing
Made up at Stamford Bridge on 28th Oct 2012. For those who don't know, Clattenburg is a ref who has been accused by Chelsea of using an offensive racial term during this match.
6 de Novembro de 2012
One to get behind the boys when we're in need of a goal
29 de Abril de 2008
Canto Paul Scholes - He Scores Goals
He scores goals galore (Ed: Better audio added)
22 de Janeiro de 2012
Canto Are You Watching Merseyside?
Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto You've Only Come to See United
First bit of quality football they'll have seen in a while, you can hardly blame 'em
30 de Julho de 2007
Canto From the Banks of the River Irwell
Classic terrace song, from the tune of The Halls of Montezuma US marine song. Sounds awesome on the terraces (Ed: New, better audio added).
22 de Janeiro de 2012
Canto We Hate Liverpool, Man City (And Leeds)
Pretty much says it all. Man United fans hate them all
29 de Abril de 2012
Canto Steve Gerrard Kisses the Badge on His Chest
He can't wait to get out of the place...
15 de Outubro de 2008
Another good dig at... Nah forgotten their name (Ed: Better audio added)
24 de Janeiro de 2012
Canto We're on the March with Fergie's Army
Again we're off to Wembley. Fergie's da man.
30 de Julho de 2007
Sung on the concourse at the Emirates before kick off when we played 'em on April 28th 2013
5 de Maio de 2013
Canto You Think Your Moustache Is Trendy
Classic and hilarious Man United about City rivals (Ed: Love this)
29 de Abril de 2012
MUFC fans giving praise to Michael Carrick by comparing him to United legend Paul Scholes, can't get a greater tribute than that
27 de Fevereiro de 2013
Canto I See the Stretford End Arising
Sung to the tune of Bad Moon Rising (Ed: Better audio just added)
28 de Janeiro de 2012
Heard loads against Chelsea, at the final and at Blackburn
9 de Outubro de 2008
Canto The Council House Is Never Full
United sing this when playing the Scousers or Man City
20 de Abril de 2012
Cock of the North (Ed full song and slightly better audio added)
22 de Janeiro de 2012
Canto United, United (On and On)
Ges on and on this one (Ed: Already part of the library but a worthy recording as it goes on and on)
15 de Março de 2012
It's been getting popular among the United supporters over the last few weeks (Winter '13), and is to the tune of the advert for the National Lottery
23 de Dezembro de 2013
Chant about new manager, David Moyes. This chant was started at the West Brom Albion game at The Hawthorns at SIr Alex Ferguson's last game. (New and better audio added)
30 de Maio de 2013
Thanks to Jake Barker for sending in via the record feature on our Android app, nice one!
8 de Fevereiro de 2013
Canto Mourinho Are You Listening
Poor Chelsea- thanks for keeping our trophy nice and shiny
30 de Julho de 2007
Canto Top of the League and That's a Fact
Man United - Top of the league - That must be a fact Rafa
6 de Abril de 2009
Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a good ringtone.
30 de Julho de 2007
Canto Steve Gerrard Passed It to Demba Ba
After he slipped against Chelsea, to effectively lose the title that was theirs to win, bottlers...
8 de Maio de 2014
Man United fans having a go at Manchester rivals City who sing about the 6-1 victory in the 2010/11 season (ED: Not the best recording, if you have a better one please send in ([email protected]) and we'll replace it)
27 de Fevereiro de 2013
Old chants are the best- still sung regularly (Ed much better audio added)
25 de Janeiro de 2012
Canto If You Come from Manchester
Quality pub and train sing-a-long (Ed: Not the full lyrics but better than nothing)
7 de Abril de 2012
Canto Eric Cantona - What a Friend We Have in Jesus
The lord giveth a great Frenchman (ed: New Audio added)
25 de Fevereiro de 2014
Canto Sing Your Hearts out for the Lads
What every U-NI-TED fan does and should keep doing. (to the tune of are you watching)
30 de Janeiro de 2010
Canto Does Ronaldo Know You're Here
Referring to Ronaldo's excellent way of ignoring the opposition!
30 de Julho de 2007
Canto He's Big, He's Brave, He's Spanish Dave
David De Gea Chant started after the Man U Champion 2013 parade
9 de Novembro de 2013
Sung when waiting for Man United players to come out. We are Champions after all
14 de Março de 2012
Song for that young Belgium/ Albanian/ Kosovan / English (Ed: Eh, English??) fella everyone raves about
5 de Novembro de 2013
For the midfiled trickster from Japan. (Ed: He's got a very fit missus also :))
18 de Outubro de 2013
Canto Adnan Januzaj He's Our Belgian
Or is he Kosovan or Albanian? Whatever he's class. (Ed; Not a great recording so if anyone has a better one please send it in)
9 de Novembro de 2013
Canto Thursday Nights in Amsterdam
We all hate Leeds Scum and we're off to Amsterdam
8 de Fevereiro de 2012
For our Wes! Recorded at Bishop's Blaize before the Bolton game
27 de Maio de 2009
Canto If I Die in the Kippax Street
Rip on the Kippax. Carry me home to the Stretty (A few verses in the audio, not all I'm afraid)
1 de Abril de 2012
Canto Who's That Man from Argentina?
Brilliant chant about Tevez, quality ringtone
12 de Dezembro de 2007
Canto Where's Your Racist Centre Half
Sung about John Terry when we played Chelsea
23 de Fevereiro de 2013
Legend - Georgie Best - New MUFC anthem in the making
23 de Maio de 2015
The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song! (Only one verse on the audio but the funniest, sorry about quality of the recording, please send in a better one!)
25 de Março de 2012
Canto Istanbul They're Not Going
Sung loads at away days- refers to Man City not getting to the Uefa cup in Istanbul
7 de Junho de 2009
Sang at City when we were 3 nil up at half time and the place cleared
26 de Abril de 2012
Canto Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all their tickets for the FA Cup semi final. Sung to other fan's too.
30 de Julho de 2007
Proper rouser conjoured up from the wordsmiths at MUFC for Colombiano Falcao, nicely captured and sent in with the record function on our iPhone app too. Fine work fellas.
17 de Setembro de 2014
Canto We'll Stand by David Moyes
Man U's fans get behind their manager after a slow start to his new campaign
15 de Janeiro de 2014
Ex Maidstone, Fulham and Middlesbrough, now at home at United
24 de Novembro de 2013
Sang at City. Slight change on the old Man United song we used to sing about em. No league trophy since '68, ha! (Ed: Not all the words and not the greatest recording but worth putting up)
3 de Outubro de 2013
Eh? Sang when a player does something so ridiculous we wonder what he was thinking
7 de Abril de 2012
Sing up and let's have a sing song. Sung at Man City
14 de Abril de 2012
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez
13 de Dezembro de 2009
Canto Tony Martial Scores Again
Chant sung by the Manchester United fans after the world's most expensive teenager scored the last minute winner in stoppage time against Everton in the 2016 FA Cup semi-final
4 de Maio de 2016
Canto Buy One, Get One Free at Man City
Created to laugh at Man City for the offer of "buy one get one free" for the CSKA game; because they can't fill the Emptihad
8 de Dezembro de 2014
Another having a go at the Geordies about Shearer taking them down to the Championship
11 de Abril de 2012
Sang when we played City and beat them 3-2 in the FA Cup
23 de Abril de 2012
Canto We Knocked the Scousers off Their Perch
Something to get under the Scousers skin (Ed: By winning the league twenty times, surpassing Liverpool's record of 18 league titles)
21 de Fevereiro de 2015
Canto Zlatan Time (Zlatan Ibrahimovic Song)
For the new man of Manchester United Zlatan Ibrahimovic, signed on a free and looking like a friggin' bargain
25 de Agosto de 2016
Canto Scousers Fell Apart, Allez...
Having a go at Liverpool using the song they held as their 2017/18 season anthem, but with different words, of course
23 de Novembro de 2018
For the Pride of Asians Park Ji Sung! (Ed: See Youtube, funny)
5 de Maio de 2010
Canto I Was Born in the Stretford End
Still sung in Salford pubs after matches
15 de Outubro de 2008
Song for United's caretaker manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær
9 de Fevereiro de 2019
Canto He's an Argy, We Don't Care
He might've been shit, but still a decent song!
16 de Outubro de 2008
Song for United's new manager. First heard during pre season match against Wigan on 16 July 2016
31 de Outubro de 2016
Sung after 3-1 win after Carling Cup semi-final, tells the blue scum where to go!
18 de Fevereiro de 2010
Canto Mourinho Are You Watching...
A great follow up to Mourinho are you listening...
30 de Julho de 2007
Good Chant (Ed: Obviously not the views of those at FC Towers)
13 de Junho de 2009
Sung to Man City after United beat them 2-1 in 2011 after Ade left City on loan!!!
23 de Fevereiro de 2011
Canto Viva John Terry (After Barcelona Match)
Sung at Man United vs City - After Barcelona Match
18 de Maio de 2009
Canto Drink a Drink to Eric the King (Pete Boyle Version)
Quality song, always lead by Boyley
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Who Put the Ball in the German's Net?
Ole scored the winner against Bayern Munich in injury time to win the Champions' League at the Nou Camp in 1998/99
2 de Junho de 2019
Canto North Stand, Give Us a Song
The North Stand is the largest of any club ground in Britain, yet they never sing...
12 de Dezembro de 2007
Canto Do You Remember Who Won It in Moscow
Not made up by me, by some genious United lad or lass.
19 de Setembro de 2008
Canto You"ll Never Win the League
Man Utd version of Scouse anthem, You'll never walk alone
25 de Janeiro de 2009
Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing '10 men, we've only got ten men'.
30 de Julho de 2007
Taken The Mick Out If The Poor Scum (Ed: Man City in this case(, To The Tune Of Blue Moon
5 de Maio de 2010
New song for Moscow, Same tune as 'This is my Badge' from FC
10 de Novembro de 2008
Canto We Won the Football League Again.....
Another title winning classic chant for our friends City.......
30 de Julho de 2007
Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs... or simple songs!
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Born on a Rubbish Dump in Liverpool
Classic for Roger Hunt, the scouse s*ite
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto The Boys That Play in Red and White
Still known amongst many reds nowadays, old classic though
16 de Outubro de 2008
Reminding Jose to join the dole queue, after his chelsea exit.
12 de Dezembro de 2007
One half of Manchester is giving the city a big footballing name
27 de Fevereiro de 2009
Canto Something Tells Me I'm Into Something Good
Manchester United new chant for Jose Mourinho. First heard at the KCOM Stadium 26/01/2017
12 de Fevereiro de 2017
Song for Man U's Basque midfielder Ander Herrera. Signed for 36 million Euro's from Bilbao, he's become a fans favourite and now has his own song
5 de Março de 2017
Fiiiiiiiiiiive caaaaaaaaaaantooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaas
11 de Dezembro de 2009
Canto If You Support Leeds United
Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung it...
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto The Scouser Aren't Going to Moscow
Sung to the dippers, just to make sure they knew who was going
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Scousers Topped the League
Good chant For a team that will never win the Priemership
8 de Março de 2009
Self deprecating, funny and true. From the eighties during United's wilderness years. After yet another narrow defeat in Europe towards the end of the season.
30 de Dezembro de 2008
Canto That Boy Ronaldo (New Version)
New ronaldo chant following his car crash
17 de Janeiro de 2009
Canto They Came to Old Trafford That October Night
Classic from 1974 League Cup win versus City
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto The Twelve Days of Christmas
Best ever Christmas present from Dirty Leeds anorl. 1 Eric Cantona!
6 de Outubro de 2020
Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter and twisted club
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Manchester United Have Won the F*cking Lot
Another Classic from the Treble season
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Where's Your Famous Munich Song?
They stopped singing that one didn't they...
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto F*ck off Back to Stockport
All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport!
15 de Outubro de 2008
European classic known amongst the older MUFC generation
15 de Outubro de 2008
Still sung on train, coach journeys nowadays... Good sing-a-long
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Winning All over the World
A song for the only team thats wins on every continent that we visit (To The Tune Of Status Quo Rockin All Over The World)
10 de Março de 2009
Canto Henrikh Mkhitaryan - Midfield Armenian
Man United's fans song for, guess what, their midfield Armenian, Henrikh Mkhitaryan
21 de Fevereiro de 2017
Canto Diego Forlan - Man United
Still sung, Man United's fans song for Diego Forlan
19 de Abril de 2017
Canto Hawaii 5-0 (The Slaughter of Man City)
Memorable battering of City, home and Away
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto We're on the March with Fergie's Army (Italy Remix)
To be sung before May 27th
14 de Maio de 2009
For Glazers Mum (Ed: Nearly didn't put this one live but made us chuckle)
14 de Abril de 2010
Not really sung anymore, but a class song for Nemanja and his family.
14 de Outubro de 2008
Ole scored a goal in injury time in the 1999 Champions League Final against Bayern Munich
3 de Fevereiro de 2019
Canto Who Put the Ball in the Arsenal Net?
a song about how many goals Arsenal have conceded over the years
13 de Março de 2010
Canto Tra La La We All Hate City
There's about 10 versions of this, this is the one that I remember
26 de Maio de 2010
Canto It Was on a Famous Saturday
An oldie for Red Army days, but has started to come back into the frame recently
15 de Outubro de 2008
About the scumbags down the road, can only fill a ground when they charge £1 a ticket! That's still a rip off for me, I'd rather go watch Bury!!!
18 de Fevereiro de 2010
The Red Flag chant, sang by Manguni Red Knights. Man United die hard lads from North Celebes.
1 de Setembro de 2012
Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire or Yorkshire team
14 de Outubro de 2008
Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he could do is kick Ronaldo.
12 de Dezembro de 2007
Canto He's Our Number 3, Eric Bailly
Man United fans song for Eric Bailly, their Ivorian centre back who signed (from Villarreal) for Manchester United in June 2016. Made his debut for Ivory Coast in 2015, helping them win that years African Cup of Nations
3 de Março de 2017
Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out for it this weekend
24 de Setembro de 2008
Canto This Is How It Feels to Be Bolton
Pure p*ss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as well
14 de Outubro de 2008
to all the city fans around the world! this is how we feel about you
14 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION)
This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ya listening'" only, we got the trophy back this time!!!
30 de Julho de 2007
In reply to City fans when the sing Fergie sign him up in response to Carlos Tevez
26 de Maio de 2010
first sung after the madness against Barnsley in the Carling Cup
26 de Novembro de 2009
Classic for Noel Cantwell, our FA Cup winning captain
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down
Chant following the sacking of Scolari
10 de Fevereiro de 2009
A dig at Robbie Keane's lack of games for Liverpool
24 de Janeiro de 2009
Taking the mick out of Man City buying a none scoring striker for so much
17 de Dezembro de 2011
Canto The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody
Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers the whole thing, but he's the only one. We only use it for train journeys, etc
15 de Outubro de 2008
Man United fans taking this tune from Man U fans (mostly) Stone Roses. Great tune
24 de Novembro de 2018
I got this chant going at Wembley at the Community shield against Chelsea
10 de Agosto de 2010
I made that up so if you guys read this, sing this out loud for me and record. :D (Ed: apparently heard at Stretford End recently...)
24 de Fevereiro de 2009
There are many verses to this song, here's another 4 I found
21 de Fevereiro de 2011
Canto Bruno, Bruno, Bruno (Fernandes)
Man United's fans song for their mercurial midfielder from Portugal
8 de Maio de 2020
Canto In the Doorway of an Anfield Precinct
Oldie for the Champions of Europe.
24 de Setembro de 2008
Canto Who's That C***ing over Your Bird
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of '"is it a monster'"
30 de Julho de 2007
Canto Romelu Lukaku - Man United's Number 9
Manchester United's fans new song for their big man up front (after the last one was banned)
26 de Dezembro de 2017
Canto Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version)
They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did!
15 de Outubro de 2008
Commemorating the stuffing of Liverpool in the Fa Cup final
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Heinze Is a Scouser (in disguise)
Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of going into someones' home on Christmas Day and pissing on their kids! He should have known better!
12 de Dezembro de 2007
Canto He Made the Scousers Cry
Classic for Diego Forlan's 2 goals at s*itefield in 02/03
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Cantona, Cantona, he is now a red
Great song. SUng to the tune of the song Robin Hood.
3 de Maio de 2008
Canto Too Soon (To the Tune of Blue Moon)
After two late goals by United at Maine Road made the score 3-3 instead of 3-1, as City had thought it would end
30 de Dezembro de 2008
Canto Eric Bailly - the Greatest Eric Since the King
Song for Eric Bailly, defensive rock and best Eric since Cantona
21 de Fevereiro de 2017
A song for the council house fans. City what a massive club. Sung to the tune of we won it 9 times!
12 de Dezembro de 2007
An undying love for Manchester United (Ed: better audio added)
1 de Outubro de 2019
Canto United Are Going to Stockholm
Europa League Final 2017 destination. Get your ticket bought
13 de Abril de 2017
Canto Who's That Creeping in the Farmyard?
Quality chant for the Sheeps*agging scum
10 de Outubro de 2008
Canto 33 trophy less years go By
Funny song for City's FA Cup exit to Sheff Utd last season
14 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Stretford Enders We Are We Are Zigger Zagger Oi Oi Oi
Ode to the Stretford Enders
10 de Dezembro de 2009
Canto The Boys from Old Trafford
The greatest football team there ever was, MUFC
16 de Outubro de 2008
Canto Maybe It's Because I'm from Manchester
Another old classic from years gone by
25 de Setembro de 2008
Lyrics only, funny chant about JT cheating on his mrs. Tune of Ji Sung Park
17 de Abril de 2010
to City fans when we knock em out to reach the final!
24 de Janeiro de 2010
Canto Nothing You Can Do (Ronaldo)
Drowned out by Viva Ronaldo, and makes England look shite, but this is still remembered
15 de Outubro de 2008
This is from the match against Chelsea at stamford bridge
11 de Janeiro de 2009
Canto In the Dark Streets of Belfast
Classic for Georgie Best, the greatest ever United footballer
15 de Outubro de 2008
Canto If You Want to Go to Heaven When You Die
If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die
30 de Julho de 2007
Canto Michael Carrick Is a Red
Good Chant (Ed: See Pete Boyle singing it in Youtube)
10 de Junho de 2009
Man United fans song for our curly haired midfield enforcer from Belgium, Marouane Fellaini
13 de Abril de 2017
Quality song for May 1999... to the tune of The Fields of Athenry
15 de Outubro de 2008
About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune (park, park)
12 de Dezembro de 2007
Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final
30 de Julho de 2007