Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers the whole thing, but he's the only one. We only use it for train journeys, etc
Is this the real life- Is this just fantasy- Leeds in a landslide- No escape from reality- Batter your wife, S*ag sheep and cry and weeeeep You're just a poor club, you've got no sympathy Because you're easy come, easy go, flying high, now you're low Leeds are going under, doesn’t really matter to me, To me Ridsdale, you've killed the club, Put a goldfish on your desk, Spent too much, but now he’s dead, Ridsdale, life had just begun, But now you've gone and thrown it all away- Leeds Scum, ooooooh, Makes me laugh to see you cry If your team has gone bust this time tomorrow- Carry on, carry on, cos nothing really matters- Too late, their time has come, Sends shivers down my spine- Can't stop laughing all the time, Goodbye Leeds United-you’ve got to go- Gotta leave the championship and face the truth- Leeds Scum ooo I want to see you cry, I bet that little lad on TV wishes he'd never been born at all- I see a little shadow of a team, Munich Songs, Munich Songs, but your club are going under- Smithy to United-very very frightening me- Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale Peter Ridsdale, magnifico-oh oh oh oh oh You're just a poor club and nobody loves you- Your grandad is your father, keep it in the family Spending your cash on some monstrosity- Easy come easy go, will you let me go- Seth Johnson! no-,we will not let you go-let him go- Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let him go Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let me go Will not let you go-let me go Will not let you go let me go No,no,no,no,no,no,no- Thanks for Eric, Thanks For Eric, Thanks for Eric, He's a god- Ferdinand a red devil for £30 mil, £30 mil, £30 Mil So you think its funny to sing songs when people die- So you think we'll all miss you because you cried- Oh Leeds scum-you make me p*ss my sides Leeds scum- Just going down-just going right outta here- Leeds are going under Anyone can see, Leeds are going under, and I think it's really Funneeee!