Sang to Bellamy against Man City
Short greedy bast**, Your just a short greedy bast**d, Short greedy bast**d, Your just a short greedy bast**d...
Does the Circus Know You'Re Here? Chant
Sung at Nikola Zigic, the abnormally tall Birmingham striker, at the Boleyn Ground
You're Getting Sacked in the Morning Chant
Sung to managers who are doing a rubbish job
John Terry Your Mums a Thief! Chant
Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
Lampard You Let Your Children Down! Chant
Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat and he lives in a mansion (Ed: Again not necessarily the views of FC Towers)
You Don't Love Your Wife Chant
Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife (Ed: Again not the views of FC Towers)
He Comes from Who Knows Where Chant
Sung to the best left back from Africa lol!
Arthur Masuaku - Better Than Lukaku Chant
For West Ham's Left back Arthur Masuaku