For Bolton's Swedish marksmen
We bought the lad from cold Sweden, Johan, Johan, He'll never play for Wigan, Johan, Johan, He gets the ball and scores a goal, He wears the jersey with his all, Johan Elmander, Bolton's number 9... Nana nana, nana... Johan Elmander, Bolton's number 9...
Sung at crimbo at Everton when Live Aid was back in the news