Best midfielder in Europe
Scott Parker (whoa), Scott Parker (whoa), He came from Newcastle, He's better than Lionel (Messi),
Does the Circus Know You'Re Here? Gesang
Sung at Nikola Zigic, the abnormally tall Birmingham striker, at the Boleyn Ground
You're Getting Sacked in the Morning Gesang
Sung to managers who are doing a rubbish job
John Terry Your Mums a Thief! Gesang
Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
Lampard You Let Your Children Down! Gesang
Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat and he lives in a mansion (Ed: Again not necessarily the views of FC Towers)
You Don't Love Your Wife Gesang
Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife (Ed: Again not the views of FC Towers)