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I want to be a magpie ranger...
I wanna be a magpie ranger, I wanna be a magpie ranger, Only live for sex and danger, Only live for sex and danger, Go left, go left, Go left, go left, Go left, right, left, Go left right left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, We hate Man U, We hate Man U, Because they beat us 7-2, Because they beat us 7-2, Go left, go left, Go left, go left, Go left, right, left, Go left right left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, We Hate Bellamy, We Hate Bellamy, Because he faked and injury, Because he faked an injury, Go left, go left, Go left, go left, Go left, right, left, Go left right left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, We hate Jenas, We hate Jenas, Because he takes it up the ***, Because he takes it up the ***, Go left, go left, Go left, go left, Go left, right, left, Go left right left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, Stadium of Light last year, Stadium of light last year, There futures looking f***ing bare, There futures looking f***ing bare, I knew Shearer wouldn't miss, I knew Shearer wouldn't miss, Geordie boys taking the p**s, Geordie boys taking the p**s, Go left, go left, Go left, go left, Go left, right, left, Go left right left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left, Abramovich has spent some cash, Abramovich has spent some cash, You Chelsea boys are looking flash, You Chelsea boys are looking flash, Champions league still no prize, Champions league still no prize, Mourinho dry your f***in eyes, Mourinho dry your f***in eyes.
Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle Chant
Great recording just added - makes a class ringtone for a Geordie!
When the Mags Go Marching In Chant
All geordies will be there. (Ed: Updated version)