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How would you like to be, A Scouser in Gay Paris? Walking along on the banks of the Seine Winning the European Cup once again. We'll go up the Eiffel Tower And stay up there half an hour, Cos we won't be too late When we celebrate, We're the Scousers in Gay Paris. We'll visit the Follies Bergere, They like to see Scousers there, The woman are lovely, With skin like a peach, But they'll never move it like Kenny Dalglish. How would you like to be, A Scouser in Gay Paris? How would you like to be, A Scouser in Gay Paris? Walking along on the banks of the Seine, Winning the European Cup once again. We'll go up the Eiffel Tower And stay up there half an hour, Cos we won't be too late When we celebrate, We're the Scousers in Gay Paris. We'll visit the Follies Bergere, They like to see Scousers there. The woman are lovely, With skin like a peach, But they'll never move it like Kenny Dalglish. How would you like to be A Scouser in Gay Paris?
You Should Have Stayed on the Tele! Chant
Liverpool v Newcastle.. singing to Shearer
European Champions (Hokey Cokey) Chant
5 time European champions (to the tune of Hokey Cokey)
Don't Leave Your Wife with John Terry Chant
Chelsea scums, don't leave your wife with Terry
Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales Chant
Heard this in Bordeaux. Sung to the tune of Delilah.
Bill Shankly from Glenbuck Chant
Sung to the tune of 'Sean South from Garryowen', a rebel song about an IRA volunteer who was shot dead in 1956 while attempting to attack an RUC base in Northern Ireland.