Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
John Terry Your Mums a Thief! John Terry Your Mums a Thief! John Terry Your Mums a Thief! (repeated)
John Terry Your Mums a Thief! Tezahürü
Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
Lampard You Let Your Children Down! Tezahürü
Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat and he lives in a mansion (Ed: Again not necessarily the views of FC Towers)
You Don't Love Your Wife Tezahürü
Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife (Ed: Again not the views of FC Towers)
He Comes from Who Knows Where Tezahürü
Sung to the best left back from Africa lol!
Arthur Masuaku Never Gives the Ball Away Tezahürü
For West Ham's Left back Arthur Masuaku