True, true.
Fat Paris Hilton, You're just a fat Paris Hilton, Fat Paris Hilton, You're just a fat Paris Hilton...
Football Ground You're Having a Laugh Tezahürü
When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality
Sing Yer Hearts out for the Lads Tezahürü
When the t!ts ain't coming out........
What's It Like to Play on Grass Tezahürü
Sang by someone vs. Motherwell in the cup
Ayr chant having a go at local rivals Kilmarnock