Grant Holt
Grant Holt is a w*nker, He wears a w*nker's hat, He play's for Narwich City, And he's a f*cking tw*t, He misses with his left foot, He misses with his right, HE'LL NEVER PLAY FOR ENGLAND COZ HE IS F*CKING SH*TE!
Forever and ever, sung regularly, another Ipswich football song for the mobile.