My old man said be an Airdre fan, And I said b*ll*cks, you're a c*nt! You're a c*nt! I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a Airdre fan for just one minute. There stinky! There smelly! They haven't got a telly! The dirty Motherwell b*stards! They've got no soap, And I'd rather sh*g a bucket than be an Airdre fan!