Funny one for Scumchesters Argie...
Tevez, He's got a Monkey head, He's got a Monkey head, He's got a Monkey head, Tevez...
I Was Born Under Da Chelsea Shed Chant
To Da Tune I Was Born Under A Wandering Star
Gianfranco Zola Taking West Ham Down Chant
Chelsea fans sing about Agent Zola's exploits at upton park