Better recording added
When I was a little bitty boy, My grandmother bought me a cute little toy, Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string, She told me to kick their f*cking heads in. Mackems on a string, Mackems on a string, She told me to kick their f*cking heads in. Mackems on a string, Mackems on a string, She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Usually directed at ex or current Scumchester United players (Ed: You may want to use this as a profile ringtone for any Man United fans you know)
Where's the Bell? (Pompey) Chant
Sung at Pompey looking for that freak of nature