Sung to Ashley Cole for being erm well him
Ashley Cole, Hes a f***ing a***hole, Hes a f***ing a***hole, Hes a f***ing a***hole. Ashley Cole, He's a f***ing a***hole, He's a f***ing a***hole, He's a f***ing a***hole. repeat until bored...
What's It Like to See a Crowd Chant
Also sung to teams with almost no fans. Ed: extended version