Ledley's a better player and a better s*ag.
Oh Tweedy is a s*apper, She cannot f**king sing, And when she’s s*agging Ashley, She thinks of Ledley King, Don't try and ring his mobile, He’s got it up his **se, We’re on our way to Europe, Cos the spurs are f**kin class!
Can't Smile Without You... Chant
Why we need spurs... (Ed: Can't say we've heard this one been sung. If we're mistaken let us know and we'll recategorize)