In your Liverpool slum
In your Liverpool slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums... In your Liverpool slums, You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath, You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh, In your Liverpool slums... In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums... In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick, In your Liverpool slums...
Walking in a Collins Wonderland Chant
Danny Collins, Possibly The Most Under-rated Defender In The League
Lets All Laugh at West Brom Chant
Sung to the Baggies cos they are going down
In the tune of He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney