F off Fremantle Chant

Sung at Freo fans when they lose

June 9, 2009

Field at Jolimont Chant

Classic tribute to the late legends

June 9, 2009

We Are the Mfc Chant

Just lettin' the others know who we are

June 9, 2009

We Won It 12 Times Chant

Sung to teams with less than 12 flags

June 9, 2009

Shove It Up Your Arse Collingwood Chant

When we beat Collingwood

June 9, 2009

Sh*t Club, No History Chant

Works with any club name at the end if sung properly

June 9, 2009

Nick Maxwell Is Illegitamite Chant

Good description of the magpies captain

June 29, 2009

He Goes by the Name of Aaron Davey Chant

If you ever saw him play you'd understand

July 29, 2009

F*Ck off Back to Victoria Park Chant

Tellin the maggies to get out of our home and where to go

Aug. 4, 2009

We Beat You Again Chant

Song says it all

Aug. 5, 2009

MFC Horto Magiko Chant

The MFC version of the Horto

Aug. 9, 2009

We're Going Up Chant

Let them know we're comin'

Oct. 31, 2009

It's Melbourne FC Chant

Telling it like it is

Nov. 3, 2009

No-One Likes You Chant

Mostly to Collingwood and Hawthorn

Nov. 2, 2009

My Hat Chant

After a copper had his hat stolen by a Maggie. Why not give mine back?

Nov. 2, 2009

Robertson Scores Goals Chant

An old one for the book

Nov. 9, 2009

We Hate You Hawthorn, We Do Chant

tell it like it is

Nov. 3, 2009

Take Me Home Jolimont Road Chant

Our home, get out scum!

Nov. 3, 2009

Collingwood Slums Chant

Those were the days

Nov. 3, 2009

Those Were the Days Chant

look at the past and future

Nov. 3, 2009

Stick the Blues Flag Chant

Tell em where to stick it

Nov. 6, 2009

Collingwood Most Hated in the League Chant

If they sing sinking to us we sing back

Nov. 9, 2009

Top of the League? Chant

Sung at teams at the start of the season.. it doesnt matter if you're first after 3 matches

Nov. 5, 2009

Kick It Goalpost (Aaron Sandilands) Chant

Taunting Aaron Sandilands the loping goalpost

Nov. 5, 2009

Stand Up for Bate Chant

Stand up for Batey

Nov. 8, 2009

Matthew Bate Is Melbourne's Red Machine Chant

Stand up for Matthew

Nov. 8, 2009

Google Premierships Chant

Another when they question our achievements

Nov. 8, 2009

Forever and Ever Chant

They know its true

Nov. 8, 2009

West Coast's Playing High Chant

Pisstake on the eagles club song after their drug culture was revealed

Nov. 8, 2009

Queens Birthday Match Song (Win for the Queen) Chant

Sing to God Save the Queen

Nov. 8, 2009

Melbourne Army! Chant

Let the opps know we're here

Nov. 8, 2009

Sing North Stand Chant

Another for when they go quiet

Nov. 8, 2009

Sing Up Magpies Chant

When the game gets dull and quiet

May 17, 2010

Holding the Ball Chant

Takin the piss when the opps appeal for nothin

May 20, 2010

We're the Jolimont Crew Chant

Jolimont Crew Song

May 21, 2010

Everywhere We Go Chant

They just wanna know...

May 21, 2010

Put Your Hands Up Chant

I love this city...

May 21, 2010

Sos Cagon Chant

Yarraside

July 9, 2010

Melbourne Victory Chant

Melbourne Rivalry

Aug. 3, 2010