Everywhere We Go (Corner Shop Song)

Everywhere we go,, People want to know, where the hell are you from, Were from Wolverhampton, Lovely Wolverhampton, Colourful Wolverhampton, Buy a corner shop now, Sell a cheaper lager, Tennants Extra 54p a can, Banks's mild 42p a can, Tennants Super 68p a can, Vimto for the right side, Buy a taxi firm now Run a cheap Cortina With a nodding doggy 26p a mile, With a furry dashboard 38p a mile, Cortina supra 94p a mile, A Datsun for the right side, Buy a market stall now, Sell a cheaper wrist watch, Rolex International 34p a tick, Roles supra 46p a tock, Times delux £30,50, Times from Bombay £4 only, Big Ben for the right side, Buy a take away shop, Sell a cheaper poppadom, Chicken Rangoon £1,40, Chicken Madrass £1,20, Curry Sauce 32p a tub, Beansprouts for the right side, Buy a cheaper boat now, Sail to sunny England, Smuggle in Ranjit - on a forged passport, With loads and loads of cocaine - hidden in a suitcase, Ranjits got aids now, Transfusion for the right side, Buy a terraced house now, Send for all your relatives, 20 in the bathroom - 40 in the bedroom, Buy som cheaper paint now, Paint the outside orange - paint the inside purple, A Palace for the right side, Signing on the dole now, Claim for 30 children - 6£ a stinky, Claim for many wives now, And all the ones in Bombay, Get a massive dole cheque - buy a lot of cheap gold, Diamonds for the right side, Buy a football club now, Call it Wolverhampton, Get promotion - in the first season, Get relegated - sack the BHATTIS, SACK THE BHATTIS, Find some new directors, Wolves are back in business...