Name says it all
My old man said be a West Ham fan, And I said b****cks you're a c**t, I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a West Ham fan for just one minute, With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners, We'll show the West Ham b*st**ds how to fight (How to fight), I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a West Ham fan, Altogether now...