Might be a while before we get to sing this again!
In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums You speak in an accent exceedingly rare You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick You can't get a job 'cos you're too f**king thick In your Liverpool slums
Top rouser, hairs on the back of the neck stuff (Ed: Get this as yer ringtone)
You're Not Fit To Referee Chant
Sung when referee was knocked out cold and stretchered off last game of 06/07 season at Derby when we got relegated
We're Not Famous Anymore Chant
Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...." (Ed: Better audio added)
Good for profiling yer ex, or other person you don't like, on your mobile.