For our Manc friends
Ohhhh Fergie's the king of scum c*nts, And his sons been done for xxxx, Gary Neville's a monkey boy, And Rooney looks like an ape... We hate Man YoOoO, We f*ckin hate Man YoOoOo, Hate Man U, Hate Man U, Chelsea Too... Now Ferdinand is a duck lipped c*nt, The Judas cockney t*at, Tevez looks like he's been in a fire, Or hit by a cricket bat... We hate Man YoOoO We f*ckin hate Man YoOoOo Hate Man U Hate Man U Chelsea Too...
Top rouser, hairs on the back of the neck stuff (Ed: Get this as yer ringtone)
You're Not Fit To Referee Chant
Sung when referee was knocked out cold and stretchered off last game of 06/07 season at Derby when we got relegated
We're Not Famous Anymore Chant
Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...." (Ed: Better audio added)
Good for profiling yer ex, or other person you don't like, on your mobile.