Song to New Zealand cricketerJesse Ryder

Lyrics

We came over from old Blighty, The Barmy Army and me, Around New Zealand's towns we did roam (we did roam), Drinking all night (Drinking all night), A grand for the fliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Well I feel so pissed up, Sh*t I should have gone home... So hoist up the john b sail, See how the mainsail sails, Call for the captain ashore, Let me go home (let me go home), I wanna go home, I should have gone hooooooooooooome, Well I feel so pissed up, I should have gone home... Jesse Ryder's an evil man, He gets drunk whenever he can, He doesn't give a toss, About Vettori and the boys (Vettori and the boys)... Jesse Ryder's a sod (Jesse Ryder's a sod), He thinks he's a goooooooooooooooooood, When he felt so pissed up, Sh*t he should have gone home... So hoist up the john b sail, See how the mainsail sails, Call for the captain ashore, Let me go home (let me go home), I wanna go home, I should have gone home, Well I feel so pissed up, I should have gone home... Now Jesse Ryder he got drunk, He smashed a window to have a dump, The constable had to come and take him away (take him away), Sheriff John Stone (Sheriff John Stone), Why don't you leave him alone, When he felt so pissed up, Sh*t he should have gone home... So hoist up the john b sail, See how the mainsail sails, Call for the captain ashore, Let me go home (let me go home), I wanna go home, I should have gone home, Well I feel a bit drunk now, Sh*t I should have gone home...