
She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the tune of Ten Green Bottles Sitting on the wall
One dead Granny Steven Ireland had, One dead Granny Steven Ireland had, And then she came out and said she was quite sad, That her Manc scum grandson has gone f***in' mad.
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better audio version of this classic added)
Hello, Hello We Are the Chelsea Boys Chant
Another classic and makes a good ringtone.