1 Chelsea We Paid for Your Hats We Paid for Your Hats is a Chelsea chant built around the council-tax hats line. Full lyrics below. Rank 1 · Funny
3 Chelsea Celery This Chelsea chant is a comic terrace line, shaped for quick repetition and a bit of matchday mischief from the crowd. Rank 3 · Funny
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7 ranked Hello Hello We Are the Geordie Boys Newcastle · Funny 0:34 duration 9 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
11 ranked Niall Quinn's Disco Pants Sunderland · Funny 0:31 duration 11 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
15 ranked Best Behaved Supporters in the Land Liverpool · Funny 0:46 duration 47 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
16 ranked The Council House Is Never Full Manchester United · Funny 0:41 duration 33 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
17 ranked Pogo If You Love the Toon Newcastle · Funny 0:36 duration 26 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
23 ranked Oh Manchester Is Wonderful Manchester City · Funny 0:37 duration 22 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
24 ranked We Are Staying Up Manchester United · Funny 0:27 duration 2 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
30 ranked We're Newcastle and We're Gonna Win Nothing Newcastle · Funny 0:58 duration Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
32 ranked Clattenburg Running Down the Wing Manchester United · Funny 0:28 duration 63 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
34 ranked You're Only Here To Watch the Leeds Leeds United · Funny 0:34 duration Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
35 ranked Rooney's Had Yer Gran Manchester United · Funny 0:34 duration 21 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
39 ranked Where's Your Mourinho Liverpool · Funny 0:26 duration 27 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
45 ranked Buy One, Get One Free at Man City Manchester United · Funny 1:00 duration 3 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
49 ranked Paddy Kenny's Having a Party Leeds United · Funny 0:31 duration 7 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
50 ranked We'll Buy Your Club Manchester City · Funny 0:30 duration 54 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
51 ranked We're Ruining Football Manchester City · Funny 0:33 duration 40 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
53 ranked Let's All Have a Disco Aston Villa · Funny 0:33 duration 26 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
54 ranked If Maguire Plays for England So Should I Aston Villa · Funny 0:37 duration Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
55 ranked Small Town in Scotland Nottingham Forest · Funny 0:39 duration 21 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
57 ranked Manuel Pellegrini Collected by Lamborghini Manchester City · Funny 0:35 duration 14 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
58 ranked One Frank Sinatra! Manchester City · Funny 0:31 duration 6 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
59 ranked Nottingham Is Full of Fun Nottingham Forest · Funny 0:35 duration 20 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
61 ranked Dance If You Love the Villa Aston Villa · Funny 0:37 duration Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
62 ranked Third World Country! Leeds United · Funny 0:39 duration 7 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
66 ranked Your Ground's from B & Q Leeds United · Funny 0:35 duration 8 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
67 ranked We're Champions Manchester United · Funny 0:29 duration 12 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
68 ranked We're Not Famous Anymore Leeds United · Funny 0:34 duration 32 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
70 ranked You Think Your Moustache Is Trendy Manchester United · Funny 0:30 duration 43 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
72 ranked This Is the Best Trip Hull City · Funny 0:30 duration 10 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
77 ranked City Are Back Manchester United · Funny 0:29 duration 6 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
78 ranked You'll Never Shop at Harrods Fulham · Funny 0:32 duration 3 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
80 ranked Marching with Abu Dhabi Manchester City · Funny 0:26 duration 13 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
83 ranked 1-0 It's Your Keepers Fault Leeds United · Funny 0:21 duration 6 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
85 ranked Rooney's Had Yer Mum Manchester United · Funny 0:29 duration 21 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
86 ranked Where'd You Get Your Hair Cut Brighton · Funny 0:31 duration 1 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
87 ranked We Nicked Your Microphone Leeds United · Funny 0:16 duration 2 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
88 ranked Six, Five, We're Going to Win Leeds United · Funny 0:17 duration 3 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
90 ranked Fat Spanish Waiter Manchester City · Funny 0:29 duration 6 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
91 ranked Heurelho Gomes You Are the Love of My Life Spurs · Funny 0:43 duration 4 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
94 ranked Shall We Build a Ground for You Manchester City · Funny 0:30 duration 14 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook
97 ranked He Sniffs What He Wants Leeds United · Funny 0:27 duration 1 likes Copy link X WhatsApp Facebook