To the tune of viva ronaldo
Diver Ronaldo! Diver Ronaldo! Diving down the wing, See his handbag swing, Diver Ronaldo!
Canto We Hate Those Northern Geordies
Funny one taking the mick out out those pie lovers
Canto What's That Going over Your Head
Sung to the tune of Whats That Coming Over The Hill, after Bentleys goal against the Scum