Something about the Chelski
Sing a song of Chelsea and how they lost the cup, They took the game to penalties and Terry f*cked it up, The players looked like Avram, their faces were so glum, But me I haven't laughed so hard since Lampard lost his mum... (Ed: Apologies to Frank Lampard)
Canto We Hate Those Northern Geordies
Funny one taking the mick out out those pie lovers
Canto What's That Going over Your Head
Sung to the tune of Whats That Coming Over The Hill, after Bentleys goal against the Scum
Canto You Lost the League at White Hart Lane
When we beat the scum 2-1 to put them out of the title race
Canto Gareth Bale Boom Boom Boom Outhere Brothers
It is taken from the song by the outhere brothers