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Ian Rush, Ian Rush, Ian, Ian Rush, He gets the ball, He scores a goal, Ian, Ian Rush!
Canto You Should Have Stayed on the Tele!
Liverpool v Newcastle.. singing to Shearer
Canto European Champions (Hokey Cokey)
5 time European champions (to the tune of Hokey Cokey)
Canto Don't Leave Your Wife with John Terry
Chelsea scums, don't leave your wife with Terry
Canto Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales
Heard this in Bordeaux. Sung to the tune of Delilah.
Canto The Liverbird of Liverpool FC
Sung to the tune of Yellow Rose of Texas.