Laughing at the home sides ground
My garden shed, (My garden shed), Is bigger than this, (Is bigger than this), My garden shed is bigger than this, It's got a door, and a window, My garden shed is bigger this...
Sung At Crap Fans Or When The Opposite Team Is Playing Badly
Directed at Rhys Melvin, regarding his illegitimate child
Canto Can you hear the West Ham sing?
sung to anyclub who are a bit on the quiet side
Fans when they got thrown off an Easy Jet plane from Cardiff