For our defender
One Ian Evatt, There's only one Ian Evatt, One Ian Evatt, There's only one Ian Evatt...
Canto There's Only One Artur Boruc
Sang for when he f8cked up in our glorious victory 2-4 against Celtic, at Celtic!
Canto Oh When the Gulls Go Marching In
Only part of the chant here sorry - please do submit the rest if you 'ave it!
Canto We Won't Change Our Statements
Another one referring to the Police changing their version of what happened at Hillsborough
For old boy mazy Maxi Gradel. Another top player sold