Saha vs Torres
He goes past 1, he goes past 2, Saha! Saha! He goes past 3, he goes past 4, Saha! Saha! He goes past 5, he goes past 6, He scores a goal, the greedy pig, Louis Saha, Everton's number 9! Nanananana...
Canto Charlie Barnett - He's on the Left, He's on the Right
Charlie Barnett's OWN song!
Avin' ago at the Villa scum (to the tune of Tavern in the town)