I'd pay a quick visit to St James'
If I had the wings of a sparrow, And an a**e the size of a crow, I'd fly all over Saint James', And sh*t on the b***ards below, Sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b***ards below, below...
Niall Quinn's Disco Pants Chant
Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: better rendition added)