About Kilmarnock's frozen pitch.
Whats it like to, Whats it like to, Whats it like to play on grass, Whats it like to play on grass...
Rumoured that whilst at Dundee he sh*t in manager Simon Stainrod's shoe (he'd left a very expensive pair outside his room to be cleaned).
My Old Man (Said Be a 'Well Fan) Chant
To the tune of: My Old Man (Said Follow the Van)
Sang to the Rangers keeper after he had been diagnosed with schizophrenia