Another one for the big man
Who's that man from the Ivory Coast, Who's that man we all adore, He plays with Ballack and Lampard He's Big Drogba, he is hard, And forever at the Chelsea he will score...
Gerrard Where's Your Missus? Gesang
Oh Alex Curran, you typical Scouse (Ed: Sorry SG - this by no means reflect the views of those at Fanchants Towers)
To the ever youthful Arsenal teams. How many years can you be young and still learning for?
You're Not Fit to Wipe My ... Gesang
To poor, poor, POOR opposition. Like Fulham
To Scousers, they have no home, just boxes in slums
If you wanna be nice about it or near a load of kids, children, think of the children!!!!!