Sung to our ex striker Adebayo Akinfenwa, and to any fat b***rds on the opposite team!
One man couldn't carry, Couldn't carry Bayo, One man and his forklift truck, Couldn't carry Bayo! Two men couldn't carry, Couldn't carry Bayo, One man two man and his forklift truck, Couldn't carry Bayo! Three men couldn't carry, Couldn't carry Bayo, One man Two man Three man and his forklift truck, Couldn't carry Bayo! Then 4 man 5 man 6 man etc.
One Man Couldn't Carry! Gesang
Sung to our ex striker Adebayo Akinfenwa, and to any fat b***rds on the opposite team!
Sung towards the fat Oldham fan who was banging his drum.
We're from the Capital... Gesang
Sung at the away end or anywhere outside Edinburgh
We All Dream of a Team of Colin Nish... Gesang
To the tune of 'We All Live In A Yellow Submarine'