
Everton have no Euro cups (Ed; Classic lyrics)
Oh bitterness, bitterness, The only thing the blues possess, I thank the lord that I’ve been blessed, With none of the bluesh*te bitterness… To me this world is a wonderful place, A red and white glow all over my face, I feel so good to be alive, European cups, oh we’ve got five…. (chorus) The bitters were living in a land of dreams, “you’ll lose if you ever face a decent team” But Juventus, Chelsea and Milan tried, They all got beat so the bluesh*te cried…. (chorus) At half time AC thought they had us beat, The bluesh*te were dancing in the North Wales streets, But Stevie G played like a man possessed, So all they’ve got now is their bitterness…. (chorus) They said Milan Baros was offside, They say Steven Gerrard took a dive, They say Jerzy Dudek shouldn’t have no pride, But they’ve got none and we’ve got FIVE…. (chorus) Oh bitterness, bitterness, The only thing that they possess, If it wasn’t for Heysel they would be the best, But they prefer living in bitterness
A chant for the guy who put us to Wembley Louis Saha (Ed: Not sure of the significance of tea?)
Sang against Aston Villa when he set Martins up at home to make it 2-0 this season
A reply to Bolton's chant- You Should Of Kept Big Sam!
We're Sh!t and We're Sick of It Chant
Sung at an away game during Calderwoods reign
Heard in city centre, sounded class. To the tune of yellow submarine.