Something about the Chelski
Sing a song of Chelsea and how they lost the cup, They took the game to penalties and Terry f*cked it up, The players looked like Avram, their faces were so glum, But me I haven't laughed so hard since Lampard lost his mum... (Ed: Apologies to Frank Lampard)
We Hate Those Northern Geordies Chant
Funny one taking the mick out out those pie lovers
What's That Going over Your Head Chant
Sung to the tune of Whats That Coming Over The Hill, after Bentleys goal against the Scum
Tune - 'Hi Ho Silver Diving'. One to sing to the Gooners. See what you think.
Reworked version of 'Nice One Cyril' for when Son Heung-min scores again