Ed: What about "He drives like a tart" as the first line
He dives like a tart, He cries like a kiddd, Your boy Ronaldo, Loves REAL MADRID!!!! Why Why Why Delilah...
Crashed in the Tunnel (Ronaldo) Chant
Sang to Ronaldo after his car crash (Ed: I thought he did?)
Sung against Everton or Liverpool when the ref is on their side
Sang vs. Arsenal. First heard being sang by Stoke fans when Arsenal played at the Brittania.