Adam Johnson
Rooney, go to Gregs, Rooney, Rooney go to Gregs. Johnson, snap his legs, Johnson, Johnson, snap his legs...
Stephen Ireland's Grannies Chant
heard it at the second leg of the Carling Cup semi final versus Man Utd
For Nigel De Jong the hard tackling love machine
Lescott's Going to Europe Chant
Sung to shut the Everton fans up at Goodison