Doing the hotel boot walk
I'm like a knocked kneed chicken, Or a bow legged hen, And I ain't been so happy, Since I don't know when, I walk with a wiggle and a waggle and a squawk, Doin' the Hotel boot walk, La la la la la, La la la la la, La la la la la, La la la la la, La la la la la, La la la la la, Doin' the Hotel boot walk.
Sung to Leeds because after buying Constantine from Leeds he has been rubbish