They really are...
Who's that team called West Ham, Who's that team we all adore, We're the boys from claret and white, And were f******* dynamite "Cause West Ham are the best team in the world...
John Terry Your Mums a Thief! Chant
Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
Lampard You Let Your Children Down! Chant
Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat and he lives in a mansion (Ed: Again not necessarily the views of FC Towers)
You Don't Love Your Wife Chant
Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife (Ed: Again not the views of FC Towers)
He Comes from Who Knows Where Chant
Sung to the best left back from Africa lol!
A little song we sang against Burnley for our new signing
Carlton Cole Is a Football Genius Chant
I heard this at a west ham game against Tottenham. What more can you say