If only....
If I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the a**e of a crow, I'd fly over Ipswich tommorow, And s**t on the b***ards below (below), S**t on,s**t on,oh s**t on the b***ards below...
Sung to wonder kid Chris Martin after his sensational first team debut.
Ooo Huckerby (Ed: Don't normally let these through without Audio, but he deserves to have his song in the collection)