We Paid for Your Hats is a Chelsea chant built around the council-tax hats line. Full lyrics below.
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We Paid for Your Hats is a Millwall chant aimed at the police. The joke turns council tax into a terrace punchline, with the hat line doing the work. Full lyri…
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Every football fan's favourite target gets the Plymouth Argyle treatment here. The Green Army remind the police lining the stands that their wages - and their …
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