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My Garden Shed
Reading's small-ground terrace joke.
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My Garden Shed laughs at the size of the ground in front of Reading, stretching the joke with the door-and-window line for extra effect. It is pure terrace comedy rather than a factual point.
Lyrics for My Garden Shed
My garden shed (my garden shed),
Is bigger than this (is bigger than this),
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It's got a door and a window,
My garden shed is bigger than this...
Language · English
Team · Reading
Behind the chant
What's the story behind My Garden Shed?
The door-and-window line turns a basic size gag into a full chant.
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