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Let's Pretend We've Scored a Goal!

Morecambe comic chant.

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'Let's Pretend We've Scored a Goal!' is Morecambe terrace humour: a quick gag, repeated until the stand catches it. The joke does the work, whether it is about the score, the ground or the crowd. Sing it back below.

Lyrics for Let's Pretend We've Scored a Goal!

5 4 3 2 1, Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh...
Language · English Team · Morecambe
Behind the chant

What's the story behind Let's Pretend We've Scored a Goal!?

The chant is built around a quick terrace gag.

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