Sung to Norwich
Does your livestock, Does your livestock, Does your livestock know you're here? Does your livestock know you're here?
Should Have Banked with the Woolwich Chant
To Newcastle who were sponsored by the Northern Rock
You Used to Play Tottenham and Now You Play Crewe Chant
Sung to West Ham when they got relegated
You Should Have Stayed in a Burger Chant
Sung to Colchester keeper Dean Gerken