I'll drink to that...
Ohhhhh, Drink a drink a drink, To Colin the king, The king the king the king, He's the leader of Man City, He's the greatest centre forward, That the wooooooooooorrrrrrld has ever seen....
There's Only One Dave Allen Chant
Sung for Sheff Wed's chairman who's sued a load of their own supporters for comments made on internet and led them into the finanicial mire, so they may go under.
A Poor Man's Emile Heskey Chant
Sang at someone who's a useless big lump
Just sit down and shut up, sung when they do as they are told