A dig at East Ayrshire Killie fans
Oh South Ayrshire, oh South Ayrshire, Is wonderful, is wonderful, Oh South Ayrshire is wonderful, It's full of tits, fanny and United, Oh South Ayrshire is wonderful!
Rovers Play on the Shite Side of Fife Chant
Always look on the bright side of life (pars style)
We All Dream of a Team of Colin Nish... Chant
To the tune of 'We All Live In A Yellow Submarine'