havin' a go at Rangers
When I was walking down the Copeland Road, I met a couple of strangers, And they said to me, Are you going to see, The famous Glasgow Rangers, So I took them down the Copeland Road, To see the famous Rangers, But the boys in blue, Got f*cked six-two, By the famous Paisley St.Mirren...
Rumoured that whilst at Dundee he sh*t in manager Simon Stainrod's shoe (he'd left a very expensive pair outside his room to be cleaned).